The Pedestrian of the Future Current Affairs | Humor

Education Is Magic (Why Charter Schools Are Great) Means TV | Humor

Delivery & Grace Chicago Quarterly Review | Fiction

GO AEROSMITH: How 'Head First' Became The First Digitally Downloadable Song 20 Years Ago Today Vice | Article

Limited Hangout | Cult Magazine | Fiction

In The Streaming Era, Should Musicians Be Thinking Like Startups? Vice | Article

It Doesn't Matter What You Say About Brian Wilson, Because He's Brian Wilson Vice | Concert Review

I Can't Wait For Death Cab For Cutie's 'Plans' To Turn 10 And Become A Classic: Looking Back On What We'll Probably Remember Vice | Humor

Can Music Save The Struggling NFL? Vice | Humor

Pitchfork Festival Preview: Can I Sleep Through This Band's Set? Vice | Humor

Chicago Teachers Show Again How To Fight And Win Jacobin | Article

Chicago Looks To Strike Jacobin | Article

Inspiring: This Progressive Bully Torments Transgender Teens Using Their Preferred Pronoun ClickHole | Humor

Equality Win: They're Finally Putting A Woman On The American Flag ClickHole | Humor

Tennessee Titans' Head Coach Ken Whisenhunt's Spirit Animal Is A Football McSweeney's | Humor

I've also performed standup comedy, sketch comedy, and powerpoint presentations at The Onion's 26th Annual Comedy Festival, Chicago SketchFest, SF SketchFest, Chicago's live magazine Paper Machete, iO, and Second City, and co-produced the political comedy show Monkey Wrench at Chicago's The Hideout. My brief tenure as a member of the terrorist group ISIS lives on in my voiceover contribution to ClickHole's Latest Attack: ISIS Just Replaced The 'Friends' Laugh Track With Someone Making Negative Comments About Ross.